Doctor Poo

Popular euphemism for 'I'm going to go do Doctor Poo.'

Other meanings of Doctor Poo are as follows,
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Shaking hands with Tom Titt
Choking a dark demon
Doing Ertha Kitt
My arse was just sick
Talking to god on the porcelain telephone
and the best one...
emailing your boss's letterbox with a dirty attachment.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 20, 2008

Poo Tank

Poo Tank can be either a bladder or anus

"damn it my Poo Tank is full"

"be right back I just got to go empty my Poo Tank"

"whos up for a dip in my Poo Tank"

by Rhysman October 20, 2008

Poo bash

verb, to masturbate or pleasure oneself while defecating or 'shitting'.
Also, non-colloquially, to flatten faecal matter with a hammer or other 'bashing' device.

"Ah mate I'm turtle-heading and can't stop thinking about mischa barton - I think i'll go for a Poo Bash"

by Peter Fantastic23 January 23, 2009

Poo-Dini

The act of pooing in the back part of the toilet. Aka upper deck. Poo water, not clean water, will then refill the bowl when someone flushes. There is high plausible deniability and accusing someone of doing it is alsmost more awkward than poo-dini itself. Can be used to wreck homes, lives, and businesses.

He poo-dinied in the back of the only toilet at the wedding reception.

by Steppin' Razor April 9, 2009

Liquid Poo.

When you eat too much dairy type foods , u goto the bathroom and jus cant control the shit from flowing out cant stop it, cant do anything.. and shit it stinks! :O

You drink tons of milk and it comes out as liquid poo.

by BioHazard13 July 23, 2006

Poo-dini

When you are having a bowel movement and you feel, smell and hear the turd come out, but after wiping and turning around to flush, there is no turd in sight, as if it has vanished into thin smelly air. Syn. Ghost Turd.

I took a big fat dump and when I went to flush all I saw were turd tracks and toilet paper. That sewer pickle was a real Poo-dini.

by jaywillgonzo January 23, 2010

Piddly Poo

When you make a laughing gas (nitros oxide) balloon for someone and the resulting balloon is below average in size.

Shit i just paid three quid for one balloon and it turned out to be a piddly poo

by timmytoes83 August 21, 2011