Simple rock music that isn't about being Joe Satriani; played by people who just want to make music; frequently using crappy gear with minimal studio production; often duos and trios entailing less than the standard rock ensemble. Hated by guitarists who practice all the time but never get famous.

Jack: Man, I hate crap rock. If that were me, I'd get a real drummer and put wailing solos all over the place.
Jill: Yeah, but this way people actually enjoy listening to it.

crap rock by raulcleary June 23, 2008

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Cow pissing on a flat rock

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.

"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"

Cow pissing on a flat rock by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008

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sex, drugs, and rock n roll

A nickname for the lifestyle of Rock stars. The three things are stereotypically connected, and none can be separated from the others.

Basically, the idea is that the lives of rock stars are in their bigger part those three things: having sex (with fans), using drugs(often illegal ones), and performing (this is what the rock and roll stands for).

Examples to Rock stars that lived the "sex, drugs, and rock n roll" way:
1) Elvis Presley. Died of drug abuse.
2) Guns and Roses. The guitarist Slash nearly died of drug abuse.
3) Queen. Vocal Freddy Mercury died of AIDS after being infected by having unprotected sex.

sex, drugs, and rock n roll by Urban_Fellow February 13, 2007

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pop rock yo dick

The act of sucking a dick with pop rocks in your mouth. Extremely hot.

1.
Man: Make me a sandwich!
Woman: Shut the fuck up before I POP ROCK YO DICK!

2.
A song by Rachel Lewis, Melanie Willing, Sarah Unger and Ryann Riggs:
"So you sittin in the club and you see another guy
You know you have a boyfriend but you're feeling pretty high
You wanna do somethin new so you pull out your pop rocks
And then ya put it to use on that random guys cock

Chorus:
Pop rock yo dick
Pop rock yo dick
Put on the goo and ya make it so slick
Put on the pop rocks and pop it in yo mouth
An' ya suck it all night till ya wanna pass out

So now you're back home, ya man's sittin' on the couch
He asks you for head and ya just wanna slouch
Cuz ya sucked another dick and he said OUCH
Don't sweat it tho yo man will neva find out

Chorus

So his guys come over they're playin' some games
Then rolls up that random man named James (Is that the man from da clubb?!?!)
They all wanna try out something new
So they pull out some pop rocks and experiment too

Chorus

Oh shit that hurt, I'm feelin' pretty weak
But hell we should try it again next weekrachel r

pop rock yo dick by poprockyodick July 10, 2009

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