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Half-a-phone

Noun. 1. A cell phone that is broken in half, or barely works. 2. A shitty phone.
Wow, I have a half-a-phone after that bail yesterday.
by Dan bob December 27, 2007
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Phone Drunk

When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.
Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!
by Tahun June 24, 2011
mugGet the Phone Drunkmug.

Phone

A Device Where People Only Get It To Yell At Other People.
I Got This Phone! Time To Yell At People About What I Like On Social Media!
by Bendy1207 June 17, 2018
mugGet the Phonemug.

Phone Wreck

Phone Wreck - When the act of doing something while talking, texting, or otherwise using ones phone causes the person to be involved in some form of incident causing or not causing injury.
I was walking through the mall the other day on my phone, and I had a phone wreck over a bench.
I feel like such a dumbass.
by WisdomMan420 July 6, 2015
mugGet the Phone Wreckmug.

phone

a device that has loads of useful functions
by shatisthat July 5, 2021
mugGet the phonemug.

The Phone

When you are being investigated through your phone by, you guessed it, law enforcement; ie the Coast Guard.
He doesn’t know they are following through the phone.
What do you mean? Yeah they spoof the number and the iTunes account syncs.
by Cats are all gray now July 13, 2024
mugGet the The Phonemug.

car phone

Karen Reynolds' slang term for "cell phones"
(From Totally Studios, a Dhar Mann ripoff)
"Put down those car phones!"
"In my day, we didn't have car phones and fly why and all that gobbledygook"
"We got a problem with these kids, it's these cellular car phones, they spend so much time on it and they're not getting a good education!"
"Cell phone blocker? Does it work on car phones too?"
"That's it! No more of this car phone nonsense!"
"The only reason we're going there it's because they don't have those cellular car phone things; they better not have those things in Minneapolis!"
"They're not passengers, they're kids from my school! Look at them on their car phones; they better not be flying where we're flying!"
"I don't know honey, but they don't let car phones on a plane."
"I'm going to get away from car phones and the internet and those kinds of things."
"i'M So SiCK oF THeSe CAR PHoNeS !"
"Well what am I supposed to keep track of your car phone for you?"
"IT'S NOT A CAR PHONE!!"
"Car phone, plane phone, whatever."
"Well yeah, his phone, cuz he's always on that car phone! He's always…it's like a part of his body! He's on it in the airplane, he's on it inside the airport, and he's even on it in school!"

Moral of the story: TURN OFF THOSE DAMN CAR PHONES! 🚗 📱
by DinoFax August 9, 2025
mugGet the car phonemug.

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