smokin' horse

Something (like a task) that you're really looking up against and have been postponing to the max. Now you have to get started and do a major task in a much to short time to be ready before the deadline.

I have only tonight left to write the whole text of my companies website...... smokin' horse!

by smokin' horse August 1, 2017

Tortilla Horse

An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.

Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."

by Prgxisu August 13, 2017

Go fuck a horse

A thing a brony tells to another brony when they find out the latter is a clopper.

"Are you a clopper? Gee, go fuck a horse you cringey bastard"

by You'd like August 15, 2017

arabian horse cock

A term used when spotting two Arabic males crawling on all four limbs for two plus years with multiple riders sitting on the satles upon their backs. The rider proceeds to grab the cock of the older Arabic horse and milk it until they finish their prayers at sunrise every month.

I saw two sand niggers doing some mad Arabian horse cock.

by Pack phat lips April 18, 2018

Horsing

When a mare or filly is in heat. She will upload a new snapchat photo or 25 to her facebook profile

Oooh just look at who's horsing now!!

by fabulouswhirl October 17, 2018

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

mental horse issues

When you have a hentai account on Instagram to cope with your fear and PTSD of Horses and horse memorabilia

That guy definitely has Mental Horse Issues, he shivers at the Sight of a saddle.

by Milkman January 7, 2019