Happy Balls

Just had sex

After being deprived of my girl friend, I returned to have sex with her, now I have "happy balls"

by anonymous February 3, 2026

Happy Hanukkah

The art of a man taking of all his clothes and shoving a candle up his urethra.
After these two actions have been completed he will hold onto a ceilings chandelier then light the candle and start swinging around whilst shouting HAPPY HANUKKAH HAPPY HANUKKAH over and over again until the fire goes out or he falls.

Dad:Hey son what are you doing?
Son:HAPPY HANUKKAH HAPPY HANUKKAH!!!!
Dad: wow son Im so proud (a white tear slides down his leg)

by Yovanisgoyslop February 11, 2026

Happy Trail

a line of hair going from the navel to the groin THE HOTTEST THING A WOMAN CAN HAVE

dude, I saw this girl at the lgbt bar I was at with a crop top on and she had a Happy Trail. I couldn't NOT fuck her!

by Juneebugbugbug March 6, 2026

Happy Hippo

The sloppiest, wettest, freakiest fat girl blowjob.

Yo your mom gave me the most insane happy hippo last night, I didn’t sleep for a minute

by BDZteel March 13, 2026

Happy as a ghast

An idiom referring to Minecraft's brand new happy ghasts.

Well, that cake made me happy as a ghast!

by Alex2213 March 15, 2026

happy kdb

kdb: kuddly dorable buddy

girl: i love her shes my kdb

boy: aww happy kdb

by giogiogio March 20, 2026

Cock Happy

This expression can be used to describe anyone, male, female or transgender. When applied to a male it usually means that he is a monkey fucking idiot who thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and will use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock, any cock, even that of a monkey fucking idiot inside her. With transgender either or both definitions could apply.

Malcolm would like to be cock happy, but he washed it for the first time and it shrank to a winky.

by AKACroatalin December 29, 2016