Facebook Promoter 

Is a person that isn't a real club promoter but enjoys facebook inviting his friends to events for local parties at clubs or houses. He uses facebook because he or she is to poor to pay flyers and radio like a real promoter would do. This person is probably unemployed and thinks that doing this will make him big but really its just a hobbie. This person is probably your local celeb that thinks he is big time because he wears the same rocawear shirt to all the partys.

Man that nigga jake is just a facebook promoter, his partys are flop city all the way, im going to the young jeezy banger instead.

Facebook Promoter by Nikeman09 February 26, 2010

facebook vortex 

The suspension of time when you are on facebook. You may think you've been on for 5 minutes, but when you look at the clock you realize it's been 2 hours. You've been sucked into the facebook vortex.

Sorry I didn't call you- I got on facebook at 8, and got sucked into the facebook vortex! Next thing I knew it was 11!

I haven't heard from her in days, but I've seen a lot of her posts- she must have been sucked into the facebook vortex!

facebook vortex by catuzcat May 17, 2010

Facebook whore 

A person who accepts all friend invitations on their facebook page even from people they do not know just to pad their "friend" total to appear more popular than they really are.

Mike: Did you see how many friends Patty has on her Facebook page? I didn't know she was so popular!!

Greg: Yeah, I saw it. She's not really that popular, she's just a Facebook whore.

Facebook whore by Paolo Maldini November 19, 2010

Facebook Dating 

It's a form of online dating that is not orchestrated through an online dating service but is organically created through a facebook friending of a total stranger. Once the friendship is established the "dating" may soon begin with actions that include cruising the Likes Lane, liking pics and wall posts and sending fb messages slightly romantic in nature.

Karen: So, how's it going with that guy you've been facebook dating?

Jane: Great, we've moved to phase two and exchanged phone numbers but we still only text. I'm afraid once I hear his voice the distance will seem even more unbearable...sigh.

Facebook Dating by lovely_dragon March 5, 2011

facebook hacking 

The act of using someone else's logged on facebook to create a status saying "hacked." Sometimes accompanied by the name of the "hacker" and/or a smiley face.

Alli is good at facebook hacking. She does it to anyone who owns an iTouch.

facebook hacking by chiefCITIZENcane June 19, 2011

Facebook Arrogance 

The arrogance caused (typically in females) by having more than 1000 friends. People with Facebook Arrogance typically treat all people whos friend requests THEY accepted as 'creepers' for liking/commenting on their statuses EVER.

Girl 1 adds Guy 1

Guy 1 messages Girl 1 "Hey"

Girl 1 posts a status about him being a creeper and blocks him because she has facebook arrogance.

Facebook Arrogance by Deagonx January 26, 2012

Facebook O.G. 

1 - A person who has been a member of Facebook since the days when it was a college student-only network site.

2 - A person who joined Facebook when a .edu e-mail address was still required.
3 - A person who joined Facebook in 2004, or the 1st half of 2005.

"I've been on Facebook since Nov. 2004."
"Dang man, you're a Facebook O.G.!"

Facebook O.G. by TigerWoulds June 18, 2012