Mushroom Dick

A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.

“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again”

by Kcenziii January 31, 2023

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`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Wait`~`And`~`Bleed`~`Duck`~`Sicker`~`Duck`~`Sucker`~`

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When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

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word used for someone who is a all-around dick; hence the name dick urchin

"hey do you know that guy enrique?"
"oh yeah, hes a total dick urchin"

by ilovefelipe December 14, 2021

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When a guy sends you a pic of his dick but in boxers and him holding it.

Yo Justin's dick trace got me tight last night !

by anon b November 05, 2015

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A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.

Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.

by Boooka December 08, 2019

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When a man posses an extreme length and girth that it make his penis heavy like an anchor.

Jesus I'm sore and tore, my man got that real mean ass, heavy ass Anchor Dick!

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