Dick Lamp

When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.

Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.

by TOTEMIR September 9, 2022

Flag

Get the Dick Lamp mug.

Dick Tracy

When you rub one out, then touch your face without washing your hands, and end up giving yourself Pink Eye. AKA Private Eye. Risk is elevated with ass play.

I just needed a release, but I ended up Dick Tracy'ing myself and had to go to urgent care.

by CondoleezzaBryce June 2, 2025

Flag

Get the Dick Tracy mug.

Originating from Sweden, Flyswamp Dick indicates when a person places a cable tie around the base of their own or someone else's ballsack and tightens it to the point where the ballsack comes together to form the shape of a majestic death cap.

Commonly believed to only being used by sti carriers in order to scare off and deter possible sexual partners whilst having the infection. However this couldn't be further from the truth. The real reason this technique is being used is because it looks really f***ing cool.

"Woah dude this is a crazy party, just look at the f***ing flyswamp dick on that guy. I wish I had one of those."

-"Dude i get you. Should we stop by at Home Depot on the way home?"

by OmbreHombre March 18, 2021

Flag

Get the Flyswamp Dick mug.

dick wad

A slow person who can’t understand shit.

Shut up dick wad

by LILNINIINIGA February 23, 2024

Flag

Get the dick wad mug.

dick licker

dick licker (noun, slang, derogatory)
1. A person (most often a girl) who is boy-obsessed and constantly seeks male attention by flattering, pleasing, or agreeing with guys.
2. Synonym for pick me girl, but with stronger negative connotation.

Example:
“She’s such a dick licker, she laughs at every single thing he says just to get noticed.”

by 69lala69 August 22, 2025

Flag