muffin headed ass

A nigger who has so much hair in their ass that it looks like a muffin

Hitler said to Kyle "damn you have a muffin headed ass."

by Deadhitlerchildren April 26, 2017

Chunky Jug Muffin

A Chunky Jug Muffin is a good looking Fat or Somewhat Fat girl who has Huge TITS!!!!

Also known as a CJM

Did you see that CJM, she has huge fucking titties!

I would like to fuck that CJM's huge JUGGS!

I could get lost in that CJM's tits!

by DRich July 13, 2004

Preggo Muffin

The simple way of getting pregnant with out all the hassle, but isnt real.

is something american girls invented on forums. as they think cybering is too disgusting and too much.

Girl: i want to get pregnant.
Boy: -gives preggo muffin-
Girl: -eats, and instantly pregnant-

by MeezAddict August 4, 2008

muffin snack

A hot girl that you want to eat in more ways than one. see hottie, fittie, fine ass bitch, etc.

Damn, did you see that muffin snack by the bar?

Oh my God! Sarah's sister is a muffin snack and a half.

by Seth/Slade Giles October 30, 2008

Cupcake Butt Muffin

During sexual activity, this is when one person shits in a paper muffin cup and someone else cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so.

Man: I am hungry, would you like to bake some brownies, honey?
Woman: How about some cupcakes instead?
Man: Only if they're Cupcake Butt Muffins!

by Rod Weidin December 9, 2008

lovin' with my muffin

in need of action for red heads

I'm Chelle, I'm a cheddar, and I'm lovin' with my muffin!

aka on the prowl...meow

by meat alert May 9, 2011

Butterfaced-Scuffin Muffin

Someone With both a ugly face and ugly body, more or less the combination of both a butterface (someone with an ugly face and an alright body) and scuffin muffin (someone with a cute face and ugly body).

Could replace the term: Ugly

Girl #1: That girl I hooked up with last night was super hot
Girl #2: Ya right, she was a butterfaced-scuffin muffin

by NAR-WHAL!!! June 21, 2012