gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.

Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.

by pentozali August 1, 2010

Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?

A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

trap gun

shotgun used to shoot trap that is definitely without a doubt ALWAYS shorter than a skeet gun.

this trap gun has a 28" barrel while this skeet gun has a 32"

by cjrebarc March 13, 2013

Guns

The answer to everything

Your depressed
GUNS
You being Robbed
GUNS
You wanna commit mass genocide
GUNS

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Freedom! guns! 'merica!

What Asians say to Mock Americans, In response to Ching chong

Racist guy: Ching chong! Ching chong!
Asian guy: That's the same as me saying "Freedom! guns! 'merica!"

by Soviet cheese July 1, 2023

Gun-rack

A group of male stud's with Erect Penis's. Gun-rack's can be seen in abundance in Bukkake-themed pornography. (See also Gun and Bukkake).

"Charlotte's face lit up when she saw the Gun-rack in the porn movie".

by absolutejw January 23, 2010

Double Barrel Cum Gun

This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.

Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.

by Greatest cum master of Devon May 15, 2021