Lease Pimp

Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)

Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!

by ShutUpBev March 08, 2021

pimped off

To leave or walk away.

I was supposed to get picked up, but dude called saying his car broke down so I just pimped off.

by YaBoiInc February 04, 2025

pimp rations

An amount that is way past words. Intoxifying your shit to the point where everything else is ridiculous

"Yo, you finished that entire bottle of vodka?"

"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure

by godsmote February 05, 2013

pimp hitler

Hitler as the world's famous pimp

Me: Bro I jus seen hitler
Bro: That pimp guy
Me: Yeah I wonder if he has hoes
Pimp hitler: I got jews in my basement

by That funny nigga February 21, 2021

The pimp hand

The act of possible discipline to be administered at work.

If Bob doesn't start getting things right in his department, "the pimp hand" is going to come down!

by DJPTRSN January 14, 2012

Pimp Bitchin'

When something is Awesome or Cool.

Person #1: "Have you seen my new car?"
Person #2: "Yeah bro, it's Pimp Bitchin'"

by Daada420 July 14, 2021

pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017