Definitions by Wonkarer

Slick Pimp 

A location of considerable valor and divine heroics. A place where council members convene to discuss urgent matters. Located just down the street from the airport.

“Hey were you down at the slick pimp last Tuesday? Could’ve sworn I caught a taste of you.”

“Yeah, I was on after dirty Mike and the boys”

Slick Pimp by Wonkarer January 9, 2024

Elvis Rugburn 

A man who wears a poorly-made suit made from a rough, rug like material.

Look at that Elvis Rugburn over there, he must’ve bought his threads from a Men’s Warehouse.

Elvis Rugburn by Wonkarer February 12, 2023