Don't get your twat in a knot. 

It's like the expression, "don't get your panties in a bunch." Literal meaning is to not get worked up.

Just because I slept with your sister, don't get your twat in a knot.

Don't get your twat in a knot. by JStine October 28, 2012

BEEF-TWAT 

noun, a woman who brags to others about a fictional sex life, which is based loosely in the happenings of reality

did you overhear Missy being a BEEF-TWAT again, just listen to her pour out those tremendous lies laced with her false sexual innuendo, as she motions toward Garrett with her finger.

BEEF-TWAT by Travis J. October 8, 2007

hot twat 

A fat woman's vagina. Fat women have slightly hotter vaginas than skinny women, hence; hot twat.

Man, your girlfriend is chubby! Yeah, but she's got a hot twat.

hot twat by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

Bum Twat 

Sweat tang of a homeless girl

Last night I had me some good bum twat.

Bum Twat by John Cockingstein October 28, 2008

Tiny Twat

1.) A person, usually female, that is of a short stature. In addition to the height ailment, this person usually bears an attitude like that of a twat, going to unusual lengths just to be a bitch.

Studies have shown a link between twat-like females and the vertically challenged, doctors are referring to them as 'Tiny Twats'.

Tiny Twat by HashedPotatos May 20, 2009

twilight twat 

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period. As if your a vampire like in the movie twilight.

I went down on my girl and to my surprise I got some twilight twat.

twilight twat by williamthomas13 March 27, 2012

condescending twat 

Something that a young, handsome, tall, muscly young chap is commonly referred to by and an equally liked female in order to prove a point

Shana "you're such a condescending twat"
Joe "why thankyou"

condescending twat by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014