Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

Saint John

A town perfectly placed in the right location. Hopefully Saint John doesn't turn out like Lansing. The new hotspot for the Dutch and German enclaves with a high acceptance of any other culture as long as they are good citizens or rich. A town Al Capone may have utilized for its location.

Saint John Indiana is a great town.

by Kurt Benjamin June 18, 2017

john isaac

a short guy who only wears adidas. john isaac means minion to the ruler of the elves

John isaac said he quit baseball!

by allthelawleylove March 22, 2019

Chef John

Getting Your Ass chewed; The act of yelling at someone for their mistakes.

Your dad is going to Chef John your ass for drinking all of his beer last night.

by Nateraide March 22, 2013

Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

john cassidy

A sexy lad that everyone should should shag

I'm john cassidy and im sexy

by Theshagbag November 11, 2019

John's Party

A hectic gathering of a bunch of guys and one girl.

It is going to be such a John's Party this weekend.

by Little Jeb July 26, 2016