facestalking 

n. The act of stalking someone on facebook. Though has been known to backfire thanks to apps like top stalker, it has been useful for lazy stalkers to keep up on their favorite targets.

Dude, this chick in my photography class has no idea I'm facestalking her.

facestalking by Number13 September 20, 2010

Facesluts 

All the girls on facebook with slutty profile pictures. Or all the girls on facebook that are "friends" with your boyfriend.

Girl to best friend, "Did you see that facesluts' profile picture? Wearing her Christmas bikini in the snow! Tyra would be so proud!"

Girl to boyfriend, "Oh, honey, look! All the facesluts wished you a happy birthday!"

Facesluts by dankstamomma December 5, 2010

Fake-0 

(n) A car that looks like a cop car, but is not.
Brings a great deal of relief.

"Dude slow down!! The 5-0 is right behind us!"
Oh, dude, you mean that Dodge Charger? That's totally a Fake-0, we're all good.

Fake-0 by Raaayvend June 5, 2011

fake cold 

A popular weather term for periods in the winter with cold stagnant air and inversions in the valleys, but fresh and warm air up in the mountains. Called "fake" because there is no cold air source other than what the inversion itself creates.

'Cold gloomy days and ice showers in the valley basin were actually caused by fake cold. Everyone outside the basin had enjoyed the warmth of spring for several days on end.'

fake cold by Bonneromics December 30, 2012

Fake Major 

A person whose form of study leads them to hate on all other majors;

a form of study where the information could just as easily be found on Google and has no need to go to college for it;
A college major that has been paid for when it would have been better off just paying overdue library fines and receiving the same education.

"You are pursuing a fake major because the only job you will get will be working at a Starbucks."

Fake Major by Damarcus Winstavious April 29, 2013

Fake Lovin' 

The opposite of True Lovin'. Pretending to love someone to gain something.

Person 1: Jessica is only dating him to get to his money.
Person 2: She says she loves him.
Person 1: Fake lovin' ho.

Fake Lovin' by TigerLilly January 9, 2014

FaceShitting 

Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone

Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me

You: Sure

You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!

Me: Ya so...

FaceShitting by Clone54 February 8, 2014