Suck my duck

a common saying for people who want to say suck my dick but is too polite to say it.

"How dare you, SUCK MY DUCK!"

by King Anonymousse October 2, 2019

lame duck husband

When a husband who used to be king shit in his house and marriage becomes powerless because his wife caught him doing something on the down low, and she refuses to leave him- but uses her knowledge of this event as emotional blackmail hence, usurping his powers- preventing him from any activity she deems unfit or not to her liking.

"Where's Sean? He's supposed to be my darts partner tonight!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

duck pond simulator

One of strong Bad's computer programs. See: taking_a_break.exe

run "Duck_pond.exe"

Strong Bad

by E. H. Steve June 15, 2003

Who gives a duck

Used as a euphemistic expression instead of saying the F word.

She didn't care for me?!
well, who gives a duck :D

by modato97 February 19, 2017

duck me in the abs

When your partner sits on your abs after a work out and farts and tries to make is sound like a duck quacking.

I was going to let Lori duck me in the abs but when Mike let Mary duck him in the abs, and she accidently shit on him. I decided to pass.

by Yobytsan February 14, 2018

truck my duck

a rather random phrase that confuses most people.

oh yeah... why dont' you just truck my duck.

wtf. what the hell are you talking about?

by lucky duck November 13, 2004

Louisiana Duck Blind

When a girl ducks down to give you a blowjob and you poke her in the eye with your penis

Why is Summer walking around with an eye patch? Ty gave her a Louisiana Duck blind last night.

by Tbeach September 2, 2019