Alex thought it was such a lovely day until she caught Sundrunkitus and woke up in a ditch the next morning.
by Yobytsan March 19, 2021
When your partner sits on your abs after a work out and farts and tries to make is sound like a duck quacking.
I was going to let Lori duck me in the abs but when Mike let Mary duck him in the abs, and she accidently shit on him. I decided to pass.
by Yobytsan February 13, 2018