Christiane

Is the sexiest motherfucktresse in the world. She takes shit from nobody. Is always the smartest intellectual in the room. She is bad as hell

Dammm… she Christiane’d that

by Bgjbcdh September 12, 2021

Christian

n. and adj. (of) a follower of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, even though there are sects of this it still makes you a Christian. A Christian is a spiritual person who doesn't sin but admits they did, is morally perfect, often part of a strict church with way too many prohibitions and often is crusading against non-believers saying how sinful they are, and also they hold it by faith resulting from all their life doubting when they no longer doubt and often get special treatment because their religion prohibits things people would normally do, those hat-wearing people deviating from the world.

Christian comes knocking at the door,
Answer: not interested!
Slams door in the Christian's face.

by King Charles Evergreen September 18, 2021

Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.

Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.

by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021

christian cenni

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christian cenni loves taz
christian cenni is “white boy of the year”

by 4urmother July 15, 2021

christian

cheater? pathological liar? both?

“like let me cheat in private damn” ~christian day 2021

by bahaha42321 July 20, 2021

Christian.

Aka, (chistian.) The sweetest boy in the world.
Also known as, Zach’s pretty boy.

“Look at Christian. that’s Zachary’s baby right there.”

by ZEN.LOL July 25, 2021

Christian

A person who has a forehead so large that it could eclipse the sun, yet somehow is a catholic.

girl1: Is that Christian?
girl2: ew.

by anonymous July 26, 2021