Sorry not sorry

When you feel like apologising but you dislike the person so you say something ultimately offensive. According to schoolkids, "Still counts!"

Dom: Dude, what was that for? You cut me!
Milo: Sorry not sorry!

by AcidHazard5 September 05, 2019

Red

A primary colour.

It is also a name.

THAT'S LITERALLY ALL IT IS!!!!

Carol: "Hello, Red."

Mr Domovic's face went red from the chilli.

by AcidHazard5 September 05, 2019

Idiot

The person who invented the Urban Dictionary

Harry: I wonder who invented the UD?
Harriet: Probably an idiot.

by AcidHazard5 September 11, 2019

Pansexual

Someone who loves anyone for who they are and doesn't care what kind of parts they have.

Remember when people didn't crave sex so badly?

No. That's why these species are near extinct.

Fred: I don't know if anyone's going to love a trans guy like me.

There could be an endangered Pansexual for ya, Fred. Keep lookin'.

by AcidHazard5 September 11, 2019

Good Christian Server

A server (usually in Roblox) where no-one can swear or sin. They are usually run by homophobic idiots who think they need to protect their Good Christian Society from the dangers of LGBTQ people.

Now it is a meme and the LGBTQ community can sit back, relax and laugh at this wacky concept.

Tris: "No sinning on my server, Brian!"
Brian: "No intruding on my life, Tris!"
Tris: "But my Good Christian Server!"

by AcidHazard5 September 05, 2019

Hello

Normal Dictionary: A common English greeting used to start conversations/A famous song sung by Adelle

Urban Dictionary: Some sex-related adjective

Person 1: My GF and I helloed last night!
Person 2: Dude, that makes no sense. You need to stop reading the Urban Dictionary.

by AcidHazard5 September 05, 2019

Grammar

If you want this, I suggest you stop reading the Urban Dictionary.

I am a big fan of proper spelling and grammar.

Yeah, well, UD isn't.

by AcidHazard5 September 10, 2019