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Chris Hug 

A Chris Hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. May be confused with molestation.
"Oh my god Sammi, he gave me a Chris Hug and I felt like I was being seriously molested."

OR

"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"
Chris Hug by HedgesLikesToFap December 7, 2015
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chris langley 

A massive full time legend who fixes showers on a daily basis
chris langley by Heyyouiggy March 2, 2016

Chris Warrington 

Pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically, of a very high standard; excellent. Sexually attractive or exciting; appealing.
Wow your mom is so hot I might need to get my Chris Warrington on!

chris dougherty

Sweetest sounding music, awesome sounding sounds, coolest looking cools. man I could go on forever, just sayin. No , Gingers do have souls, and stop saying such harsh things to cool people. XD
Dude.. Chris Dougherty makes awesome music just like Chris Daughtry, just sayin.
chris dougherty by Doomzeal December 19, 2016

Chris colbert 

Most humble guy to be around. Very intelligent and have the brightest smile. Bbc
Chris colbert by StephenCounty December 19, 2016

Chris Swanson 

Cringy ass gay redneck, big black dicks lover. That gets rejected by every single girl in school and town and hasnt even got his first kiss. Reason why he became gay and loves to get raped
Lol he got rejected, he is doing a Chris Swanson
Chris Swanson by Shadow15254 April 7, 2017

Chris AND Hani 

Look at those Chris and Hani's fucking eachother in the ass like a bunch of gays