Anal tweakage

When someone, usually your boss or a dick higher up the reporting line than you, insists on making small, totally unnecessary adjustments to what you've been working on for HOURS just to prove the point that a) they are more senior than you and b) they are in fact a dick

Oh bloody hell, don't show that slide deck to Mongo, he's bound to want a bit of anal tweakage on that bad boy

Anal tweakage by Doobyduck December 10, 2019

anal print

A mark that someone’s literal asshole leaves on a toilet seat during direct contact.

Hey! You left an anal print on the toilet seat again. How does that even happen? Go clean it off!

anal print by scooterscs January 11, 2020

Anal etiquette 

Anal etiquette is simply asking if the partner has a clean poop shoot. The last thing anybody wants when they go anal is dookie on their finger and or penis.

Hi as we agreed on anal tonight. How is everything looking? Is everything clear? Are we in there like swimwear? Or do we need to wait. That is the proper way to do anal etiquette. Nobody wants a surprise .

Anal etiquette by LilKrazy6980 February 7, 2020

Anal estimate 

When you give an estimate and pull the numbers from your ass.

The mechanic had no idea what the problem was so he gave me an anal estimate.

Anal estimate by moreaveragethanmost March 17, 2020

anal beads anthem 

you come over and you’re like wanna fuck/ i say ya only if we can do butt stuff/ i sprint to go grab my anal beads/ you throw it back and scream yes please/ not my birthday but thanks for the cake/ movin too fast gon make a bead break/ one two three beads up my ass/ everyone’s favorite toy made of glass/ anal beads got me on my knees/ yes yes yes now i’m cumming

yo can you play the anal beads anthem i love that song!

anal beads anthem by Ashlyn! March 29, 2020

Anal Engulfsion 

To engulf someone with your asshole.

"anal engulfsion" "I am going to engulf you with my asshole!"

Anal Engulfsion by Lil Asshair May 1, 2020

Anal thermite 

A medicinal practice used by the native people of scunthorpe ,it involves clearing ones anal cavity with the use of a bunsen burner that is inserted up ones rectum

Man1 : I've been suffering from horrid constipation

Man2 : have you tried anal thermite ? It worked a treat for my wife

Man1 : no I haven't ,but now you mentioned it I might give it a go

Anal thermite by Rksproductions May 8, 2020