Dimmy Dick

A man with an orange shirt with their phone out.

The Dimmy Dick was walking around the park

by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024

monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick

“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”

by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019

vacation dick

A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.

He was hot and had a vacation dick. I'd give it a ride a time or two.

by Anne Bissell June 2, 2016

dick barnacle

Someone who has someone's back way too hard and agrees or cosigns with everything they say.

Get off his nuts ya fuckin dick barnacle.

by Phlick Benson June 23, 2022

Destroy dick December

After you win NNN, you must nut the same amount of times as the day e.g. for the first day, you nut once, on the second day, you nut twice, on the thirty first you nut 31 times. Anything goes during DDD weather you have sex or you nut to femboys, everything goes. Good luck soldiers

James: Yo bro, NNN just ended, you survive?
Davis: I did, but now the real challenge starts, destroy dick December…

by Tweaking the fuck out rn November 13, 2024

Fosit dick

1When a male has a fosit shaped penis.
2When a male's penis drippes constantly after urinating.
3When a male's penis has a small head.

Girl:let me pull down your pants!
Boy:ok.
Girl:ewww you have a fosit dick!

by COFFITOFFY November 19, 2018

cunt dick

Smelly person with hairy legs who loves penis in their ears and nose

“Max is a cunt dick”

by smelly Punani January 25, 2019