Penis Whackers 

Short Shorts on a man. When women wear it they call it coochie cutters. When guys wear short shorts it's called penis whackers.

Girl #1: "omg look at that guy's shorts!"
Girl#2: " OMG those are such penis whackers."

Penis Whackers by xXChelseaElizabethxX December 24, 2010

Weasel Whacking 

A Term Used By Some Gamers To Refer To Hard-Scoping While Aimed Down a Hallway

God Damnit That Son Of a Bitch is Weasel Whacking!!

Weasel Whacking by Arbiter19963 January 14, 2011

Witchita Whacker 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose and repeatedly whacks her in the back of the head forcing semen to come out of her mouth.

Yo, i gave that girl a mean Witchita Whacker last night.

Witchita Whacker by Sloan Ketterin June 2, 2011

Caketown Whacked 

Extremely inebriated or high. Heavily under the influence of any drug or intoxicant.

Dude, drink some of this drank, it will get you caketown whacked.

Tim took a bunch of Adderall and smoked the bong, now he is caketown whacked.

Caketown Whacked by WHBongzilla December 30, 2011

Sleep Whacking 

When a man is masturbating while asleep.

Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.

Sleep Whacking by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014

spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

spud whacker by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

stick whacker 

Weed trimmer

She started using a stick whacker instead of the lawnmower due to the drought

stick whacker by Radiocitymexico May 10, 2016