Wafflecrapper 

An extremely hot woman, so hot, she could do anything idiotic or gross, and it wouldn't matter.

Coined by Dr. Drew on LoveLine.

1: Person A: Dude, check out that woman picking her nose.
Person B: Yeah, but she's a total wafflecrapper, so it doesn't matter.

2: Person A: Dude, you just spilled your coffee all over me.
Person B: Sorry man, I was checking out that wafflecrapper.

Wafflecrapper by BrianaBreakdown July 3, 2009

wafflebutt 

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.

That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.

wafflebutt by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006

Waffleism

waffleism is more than just a belief, its a lifestyle- a dedication of your life to syrupy goodness. some may ask how this came along and the truth is that it's always been. since the beginning of time there were waffles, there were strawberries, there was syrup and there were blueberries. it took mankind nearly four thousand to come to this realization. but now we can unite: one nation, under waffles.

solomon: some people just dont understand the deep connection between a man (or a woman) and waffles.
brittany: what a pity.
solomon: if only people would convert to waffleism, then theyd be truely happy.

Waffleism by brittmes11 June 30, 2011

roffles waffles 

1.First made up by a Ouchemoma through Counter strike source
2. Came from roffl(rolling on the floor f*cking laughing) and the rhyming word waffle.
3. most commonly used as roffl my waffle

Example one:Ouchemoma: Everyone press f10 to get uber low lag?
Vivaldi:sweet low LAG*presses f10*
Vivaldi has logged out(disconnect by user)
Ouchemoma:roffl my waffle what a nub

roffles waffles by binski July 21, 2005

wafflestomper

when you take a shit in the shower and stomp it thru the drain

the toilet was backed up so Bill King tookk a wafflestomper.

wafflestomper by Crazy Eyes March 1, 2005

soggy waffles

A game in which players must ejaculate on a waffle over and over, until the last player who fails to produce sperm, must consume the waffle product.

After two rounds of soggy waffles, Joe had to consume the endproduct of a well played game.

soggy waffles by WNetwork June 2, 2004

chicken & waffles 

Popular restaurant in Los Angeles, California named 'Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles'. Started out by accident, around the early to mid 40's. Jazz musicians leaving their gigs around 4am each morning, upon stopping in for a bite, didn't know whether to order breakfast or dinner food. So became the single greatest concept brought forth by the nigras...

Check out the line of nigras at Roscoe's chicken and waffles...

Syrup on everythang!!!

chicken & waffles by cereal killa February 10, 2005