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Morally Retarded 

Someone who thinks two wrongs make a right. Moral retards are prone to making bad decisions and do not consider how their actions might affect other people. They prefer being friends with other moral retards that will assist them in their morally retarded acts. Most delight in devising cruel and unusual ways to impress their "M.R" friends by doing ignorant, senseless things to those that aren't morally retarded.
M.R: I am morally retarded and if I don't like you I will go out of my way to prove it.

Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.
Morally Retarded by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

dick retarded 

A dick so good it makes you retarded!
He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.
dick retarded by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018

Sex Retardant 

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.
I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
Sex Retardant by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

i am retarded

You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems
*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded
i am retarded by Tw4 February 23, 2018

beyond ultra retarded 

The apex of retardation. The absolute most retarded a person can ever be. This is the highest possible retard level there is.
John: I am so pissed off at you right now because I forgot my laptop at home.
Owen: Are you beyond ultra retarded? You got pissed off at me for something you did.
beyond ultra retarded by Samarium November 23, 2020

retardism 

a name of a child you hate, or a religion for stupid people such as myself
¨oh them? they are just my retardism.¨

¨I believe the religion of retardism.¨
retardism by Ca2en September 15, 2017

retarditis 

a condition where one displays a complete and utter lack of social skills. a person affected with retarditis may have an IQ slightly higher than his or her own age.
Zeb's test results just came back from the doctor and the results are positive. He has retarditis. The doctors say he only has 6 months 'til he's a full blown retard.
retarditis by C Had May 9, 2006