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Noah

Noah is a very sporty, dumb yet hot guy who is very nice popular and a good friend when u need one!
Noah
by Maddie Elers April 24, 2019
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Noah 2g

A large yet feminine man who is often power lifting on only his chest or listening/watching rocky. He tends to never agree with anything you say and always has great ideas. Sometimes he makes odd noises and his favorite outfit are his true lacrosse shorts and his ohio sweatshirt. Don’t be scared by noahs looks he make look big but on the inside he’s a pussy. Quote “Shut the fuck up i’ll beat the shit out of you”.
Who took the 45 pounds plates! Oh it was probably Noah 2g.
by Noah G fanpage October 2, 2021
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Blonde Noah

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,
did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?
by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018
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Noah

An extremely sexy guy that can sweep you off your feet in a minute. If you claim this guy while you can, he will be yours, very obedient and loving.
Girl 1: Noah is so sexy!
Girl 2: Yeah, well hes mine so back off.
Girl 1: oh
by belled June 6, 2021
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Noah

by Yourmomdotcom696 November 27, 2021
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Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.
"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"
by Cactissy April 29, 2025
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Noah

He is ugfuglio. You name your kid that if he sucks dick.
FUCK NOAH. He has a tiny peeper.
by Garfy121234 June 19, 2020
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