Cow burger

A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class

Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

Cow Juice

One of many kinds of cow extracts. Delicious to some, poisonous to others. Essential for the survival of civilization.

Jane: Have you got some cow juice for me?
Eric: Of course, it is solely responsible for the good in the world, why wouldn't I have some?

by TwoBearsAndCowJuice March 20, 2024

Fuckish Cows

How Mr. Anderson writes Turkish rows.

Make sure you do at least three sets of fuckish cows.

by Frenchtard March 22, 2024

a cow

A shipping container used to transport goods overseas and by truck.

Some people whow want to live of the grid have used a cow to convert to a nice home.

by Lightmatch June 26, 2021

Cow

To coerce someone, particularly those subservient to you, to do something they don’t agree with.

ICE agents descend on Minneapolis and detain citizens in an attempt to cow residents to allow their aggressive arrests of immigrants.

by Evidencebased1 January 21, 2026

Milking a Dead Cow

Exploiting a popular franchise, usually film or television, and adding so many new installments that relevance wanes and audiences lose interest

The original Land Before Time was awesome, but now they have so many sequels, it seems they are milking a dead cow, and they just get worse and worse."

by Wobstoor February 8, 2026

Cow Tipping

Cow tipping is a sexual position that is an advanced variation of the sixty-nine oral sex act. In this configuration, the male partner stands and supports the female partner's entire body weight in a fully inverted, vertical position. The female's torso is held vertically downwards with her legs draped over the male's shoulders, positioning her genitals in alignment with his mouth. Simultaneously, the male performs cunnilingus while the female, from her inverted position, performs fellatio. This position demands considerable upper body and core strength from the male partner to safely maintain the alignment and support the full weight of the female partner throughout the duration of the act.

"Man, I hooked up with Sarah from accounting last night, and she was a total freak. I finally got to try that cow tipping move I've been seeing online."

"Get out of here! You actually pulled that off? Did you almost drop her?"

"Nah, I've been hitting the gym. She loved it, said she'd never been with a guy strong enough to do it. Chicks dig that shit, makes 'em feel like you're in total control."

"Damn, maybe I should start lifting more. My girl would kill me if I tried that now."

by reporeto February 13, 2026