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Jack Me Cream

Lotion that is meticulously placed by ones bed or computer for quick access to masturbate.
Ahh shit, my little brother used all my jack me cream.
Jack Me Cream by Cephas Cowick November 5, 2010
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Kungpow mud cream 

Pooping in someones asshole,sticking your hand back into the asshole and pulling the poop out then putting it on your food.
Hey waiter, can you put a little more Kungpow mud cream in my salsa.
"sure sir".
Thank you.
Kungpow mud cream by Silly old wily February 20, 2011

reverse boston cream 

During sex, when the guy finishes cumming, he wipes the cum on his dick and then re inserts it in the vagina for more sex for additional lubricant.
Trevor gave Danielle the reverse boston cream during thier raunchy sex last night.

arizona ice cream 

Cumming around a girls mouth and throwing sprinkles on it to make it look like melting ice cream.
My friend's girlfriend is super thirsty, so i gave her an Arizona Ice Cream while he wasn't looking.

hot bagel with cream cheese 

Anal sex in the morning followed by an anal cream pie
There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.

half and half with cream cheese 

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex, finished by ejaculating in her mouth.
That trick just gave me a half and half with cream cheese for the low and let me finish on her face