An individual who adores LeBron James so much, they never will allow fair criticism towards him and downplay many players who threaten his legacy in Basketball.
Hey man, could you stop being a bronsexual for once and acknowledge the greatness of other current and past NBA players without mentioning LeBron?
by TFNArmy July 17, 2025
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adjective: describing a love or selfhood that is literary, haunted, nonbinary, and drawn to masculinity
identity: a nonbinary person (esp. AFAB) who feels emotionally aligned with queer masculinity and loves it in others
🩶 Tagline:
“I was never a boy, but I learned to love like one.”
🕯 Poetic definition:
Brontenic hearts do not bloom, they burn slowly—beneath coats, behind eyes, in letters never mailed. They kiss like novels ending in ellipses, and keep the names of lovers like secrets scrawled in margins. Masculinity calls to them not because it is loud—but because it is wounded, and they understand wounds.
adjective: describing a love or selfhood that is literary, haunted, nonbinary, and drawn to masculinity
identity: a nonbinary person (esp. AFAB) who feels emotionally aligned with queer masculinity and loves it in others
🩶 Tagline:
“I was never a boy, but I learned to love like one.”
🕯 Poetic definition:
Brontenic hearts do not bloom, they burn slowly—beneath coats, behind eyes, in letters never mailed. They kiss like novels ending in ellipses, and keep the names of lovers like secrets scrawled in margins. Masculinity calls to them not because it is loud—but because it is wounded, and they understand wounds.
Brontenic hearts do not bloom, they burn slowly—beneath coats, behind eyes, in letters never mailed. They kiss like novels ending in ellipses, and keep the names of lovers like secrets scrawled in margins.
by EzraDean July 18, 2025
Get the Brontenic mug.Any philosophical state experienced by a fake spiritual person (a bronze Buddhist), somebody who is a religious dilettante. Dabbles in things like zodiacs, crystals, etc but is not interested in the deeper aspects of human existence. A poser.
Named after the bronze statuettes of Buddha that you find in upper class homes of stay-at-home moms and sub-urban yoga instructors.
Named after the bronze statuettes of Buddha that you find in upper class homes of stay-at-home moms and sub-urban yoga instructors.
John: yeh, this girl switches religions like she switches heroes in overwatch.
James: classic bronze Buddhism, just a load of yin and yang pictures but doesn't even know what they mean.
James: classic bronze Buddhism, just a load of yin and yang pictures but doesn't even know what they mean.
by Zyllnus July 26, 2025
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Gwendolyn: Alas! I cried for years because of that
Marigold: I am so truly brontosorry…
Gwendolyn: Alas! I cried for years because of that
Marigold: I am so truly brontosorry…
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