Bronze Buddhism

Any philosophical state experienced by a fake spiritual person (a bronze Buddhist), somebody who is a religious dilettante. Dabbles in things like zodiacs, crystals, etc but is not interested in the deeper aspects of human existence. A poser.

Named after the bronze statuettes of Buddha that you find in upper class homes of stay-at-home moms and sub-urban yoga instructors.
John: yeh, this girl switches religions like she switches heroes in overwatch.

James: classic bronze Buddhism, just a load of yin and yang pictures but doesn't even know what they mean.
by Zyllnus July 26, 2025
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Dikhosexuality

Pronounced "Die-Ko-sexuality" or "Dee-ko-sexuality"

From the word "Dikho-" root word for "in two, asunder" in Greek

And -sexual

A sexual attraction to the opposite and/or same sex, gender etc. But with a disinterest (at best) or disdain (at worst) for penetrative sex involving genitalia, but may or may not retain an interest or even a strong desire for other forms of sex (I.e. fingering, oral etc)

A rift between sexuality and non-sexuality/Asexuality, thus, a dichotomy.

A person who is wired that way is a Dikhosexual
James: have you ever seen Tim with a girl before?

John: yes but he told me they've hit all bases except the last, he said it was "dikhosexuality"

James: he mentioned that too. Like they both find eachother sexy but he finds sticking himself into another person kinda meh or even gross but he'll make her happy in any other way.
by Zyllnus July 08, 2025
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