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Brontenic (from Brontë, but also sounds elemental—like tectonic)

adjective: describing a love or selfhood that is literary, haunted, nonbinary, and drawn to masculinity
identity: a nonbinary person (esp. AFAB) who feels emotionally aligned with queer masculinity and loves it in others
🩶 Tagline:

“I was never a boy, but I learned to love like one.”
🕯 Poetic definition:

Brontenic hearts do not bloom, they burn slowly—beneath coats, behind eyes, in letters never mailed. They kiss like novels ending in ellipses, and keep the names of lovers like secrets scrawled in margins. Masculinity calls to them not because it is loud—but because it is wounded, and they understand wounds.
Brontenic hearts do not bloom, they burn slowly—beneath coats, behind eyes, in letters never mailed. They kiss like novels ending in ellipses, and keep the names of lovers like secrets scrawled in margins.
Brontenic by EzraDean July 18, 2025
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Brotanica 

A reference to the once mighty, proud, and indestructible vessel manned by only bros and homies that were fiercly loyal and would never have hesitated to take a bullet (or an iceberg) for each other. Like the Titanic, it was destined to suffer the same tragic fate. Pandora's box was opened on deck and a combination of a lack of respect, disloyalty, passive aggressiveness, jealousy, and backstabbing caused the ship to go astray, hit an iceberg, and sink.
Gangplank: Brotanica has sunk!
Miss Fortune: Poor Caribee, Heretic, and Rewgew all drowned.
Gangplank: Thank god for these lifeboats. At least we made it to paradise, but it's kind of scary being haunted by them from their watery graves.
Miss Fortune: Fortune doesn't favor fools!
Brotanica by Yessica Ly April 21, 2013

Brontëlicious 

1. A word used in reference to a woman meaning smart, funny and good looking. A mix of the two words Brontë and delicious. Not to be confused with Fergalicious, which means someone is trying too hard and/or is an annoying slut.

2. Any food cooked by any of the Brontë sisters. They were really good cooks. They were famous for that and their writing.
ex. 1
Person: Wow, that girl is brontëlicious.
Friend: I know, right?

ex. 2
Girl: I wish I could be brontëlicious.

ex. 3
Person: Wow, this food is brontëlicious. Also, I live in the 19th century.
Brontëlicious by MKWC April 6, 2010
The very embodiment of a keystone species, the bronteroc is essential if life is to survive on a planet. The diet of bronterocs is composed of oiligarchs, social, political, and financial aristocrats, and other "takers". Without bronterocs to consume them this upper crust will smother the apple pie of life on a planet resulting in the eventual destruction of all multicellular life on the planet.
As beautiful as it is useful if the bronteroc does not evolve on a planet eventually another species will develop which will cause the destruction of the planet's biodiversity through rapacious plunder.

Brotonic 

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.
"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."
Brotonic by FTD November 9, 2006

Brotanical Gardens 

A place where bros can walk around and take in nature as they discuss Dave Matthews Band and drink Natty Light.
'Hey bromigo, wanna go out to the brotanical gardens before we bro down tonight?'

'Yeah bro! We'll go brotanamo bay on that shit! Lemme get my croakies.'
Brotanical Gardens by senojnayr November 20, 2011

BrokenIceCubeGaming

ice cream man on roblox.
nobody:
BrokenIceCubeGaming: iCe cREAm
BrokenIceCubeGaming by lolfoot June 20, 2021
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