Miss Alabama

A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term

You see that bad bitch over there?

Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.

by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022

Jacksonville, alabama

A city in northeast Alabama full of crooked cops and obnoxious college kids.

Jacksonville, Alabama would be a nice place to live if the cops would fuck off and do something productive.

by anonymous December 17, 2023

alabama whoop whoop

The Alabama whoop whoop is the piercing of a Chonky cooter hood sometimes bearing a comb over or mullet downstairs

That chick last night had the old Alabama whoop whoop to my surprise

by AzRev February 26, 2022

Alabama 10

An attraction rating reserved for people not related to you directly

Bro she was an Alabama 10, but a California 4. I would avoid that.

by DecroNecro December 31, 2024

Alabama Donut Hole

When you super glue your penis before inserting it into a vagina or butthole (preferably a family member's), causing the vagina or butthole to go inside out when you pull out. After you turn it inside out, you then use a knife the separate the skin from your penis.

Oh yeah me and my sister did the alabama donut hole

by bigbbbbbbbbbb February 28, 2024

Alabama Coin Toss

A sexual act where you flip a coin and each time it’s heads you add a bodily fluid. Toss as many times as you like

“Dude we got seven heads in a row doing the Alabama coin toss.”

by The Local Loser August 12, 2025

Alabama Snow Plow

When you fuck your cousin from behind well also holding her up like a wheelbarrow and pushing her around.

I gave my cousin Jenny Alabama Snow Plow last night.

by FiftyFred January 13, 2025