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Ryan Norman 

An amazing hockey player that everyone wants to be. This girl named Mia absolutely wants his dick. There is this other girl that is not as good at goalie as Mia that wants ryan too. They get in huge cat fights over him. He secretly likes taylor more....but rattles her about mia. Also he is ridiculously good looking.
Mia:OMG RYAN I WANT HIM
Taylor:NO I WANT HIM

Ryan Norman:ladies ladies you can both have me
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ryan casper 

Ryan Casper is a young Dan Bilzerian. He gets any chick he wants whenever he wants. He’s a 6’3 175 Lbs fucking animal. If this guy is at the party it’s a fucking banger. He probably fucked your mother, girlfriend, sister and every girl you know and don’t know. Not only is he chiseled and a 10/10 but his cock is 8.5 inches. This is basically a living and breathing Jesus Christ. He’s the coolest, chilliest, funniest guy you’ll meet who loves Classic Rock more then he loves life. Ryan Casper is also know as CaspDaddy(CD) for having a shlong and knowing how to lay it down. His main priorities are Money, Rock and Roll, brews and gas, and yes you guessed it pussy. If you ever see this guy dap him up and ask him for an autograph he’s Jeff spicoli on roids
Julia: Omg girlies look it’s CaspDaddy
Ashley: I’m having a panic attack I need him inside me

Rob: Yeoo bro is that Ryan Casper
Billy: yeah that’s my fucking slime, lets go say waddup.

Every women on earth: Ryan Casper is the most beautiful man to walk this planet
ryan casper by White gurlz October 28, 2019

ryan paul 

Ryan Paul has a weird head.
ryan paul by laurenisbeeay July 27, 2009

ryan sheckler 

The biggest baby in the world. The bitchiest white kid on earth. Has his own show on MTV called "Life of Ryan" where he whines about his dumb problems to the world.
Person) "Hey Ryan how's life going?"

Ryan Sheckler) "Dude life sucks, theres these two really hot chicks and I don't know which one to bang! Plus my rims only spin clockwise, and I wanted them to spin counter-clockwise too!"

Person) "Oh I'm so sorry Ryan you've really got it bad, but hey I gotta go work that 9 to 5 job I've got that only pays $5 an hour, so I can pay the for my apartment for me and my pregnant wife. I hope everything works out for you Ryan."

Ryan Sheckler) "Yeah I have the worst luck in the world. Oh and I forgot, I either have to drive my Rolls Royce, or my Lamborghini today. My life sucks."

ryan adams

An alt-country rocker who shot to stardom with records like "Rock and Roll" and "Gold". He is currently with his backing band, The Cardinals, and has recently released the album "Cold Roses"
Ryan Adams is the best alt-country artist ever.
ryan adams by don't care July 19, 2008

Ryan Herron 

the sweetest person in the whole wide world. he gives great hugs and is super nice. he is the younger brother of Zach Herron (he’s more talented then Zach tho 🤫) He has a amzing girlfriend named Evy Zorzi (go follow her @evyzorzi on instgram) Hes also super cute and precious and really cares for her girlfriend *cough* evy *cough* you should go follow him on instgram @imryanherron (even tho he rarely post but yah know it’s fine still love him)
“I can’t believe that Ryan Herron Is Gonne meet Evy Zorzi in a few days.”

“They are gonne be so cute
Ryan Herron by revysupporter February 24, 2019

Ryan Moore

To bludgeon ones fiancee with a large sturgeon whilst holidaying in Crete whilst attempting to solicit sex with an empty house.

Used more broadly to describe a wide variety of surreal domestic abuses. Verb

Originated in Hitchin Hertfordshire
"I cant believe you Ryan Moored that poor girl, you terrible excuse for a man"

"What??"

"you made a hole with that Ryan Moore"

"condoms are for pussies, I have a crisp packet"
Ryan Moore by Mishto47 October 3, 2013