To bludgeon ones fiancee with a large sturgeon whilst holidaying in Crete whilst attempting to solicit sex with an empty house.
Used more broadly to describe a wide variety of surreal domestic abuses. Verb
Originated in Hitchin Hertfordshire
Used more broadly to describe a wide variety of surreal domestic abuses. Verb
Originated in Hitchin Hertfordshire
"I cant believe you Ryan Moored that poor girl, you terrible excuse for a man"
"What??"
"you made a hole with that Ryan Moore"
"condoms are for pussies, I have a crisp packet"
"What??"
"you made a hole with that Ryan Moore"
"condoms are for pussies, I have a crisp packet"
by Mishto47 October 04, 2013