The Alabama hot pocket

When you finish in you mother than spread her leg wide open and shit in her pussy

Charles- hey did you give you mom the Alabama hot pocket last night
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her

by Mrcheesyweiner January 7, 2021

Somerville, Alabama

An extremely small town that is located about 30 minutes outside of huntsville. We have a video store, a Feed & Seed, and a few gas stations. And lotsa cows. Oh, and there is a trailer park where all the sex offenders live.. But the people in this town are pretty nice and good natured, when they are not meth addicts or sex offenders or Smiling Jimmy. Smiling Jimmy is a guy who loves on Peck Holler Road who masturbates in his truck behind a newspaper and I really don't see why he isn't in prison because he has been caught at our local schools fapping in the parking lot at kids.. So other than the sex offenders, meth addicts, hicks, and Smiling Jimmy, Somerville is a great little town and you should visit!! (I live there, its legit)

Boy: So, where do you live?

Girl: Somerville, Alabama, and yourself?

Boy: Huntsville.. Wait.... Isn't Somerville where all the sex offenders, meth addicts, hicks, and Smiling Jimmy live?

Girl: Yes! I can't believe you have heard of it. Smiling Jimmy gave me candy once!

by Maggie2013 March 30, 2011

Slovakian alabama ass suck

an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true

man I got caught up in a Slovakian alabama ass suck last night

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

Too close to Alabama.

When a person too closely resembles or reminds you of a relative to be attractive.

Bro1: yo check hey out she’s fine! Go talk to her!
Bro2: Naw man, she’s too close to Alabama.

by Jack O. Cummings August 12, 2019

only in alabama

incest basically. it's a saying when people from the same family do sexual and weird things.

boy: ooo you sexy
girl: aye thankyou, ur high right
boy: lets go to the bedroom
girl: ur my brother!!
people from the other side of the room:
only in alabama :0

by ben dover mike hunt dixie norm October 17, 2019

What in alabama betty bitch tarnation

you can use this phrase in EVERY situation!

Here's an example:

*A bird shits on your car in the middle of a desert"
You: "What in alabama betty bitch tarnation"

by iamthegobgalab December 30, 2020

Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016