Willy

The most innocent and hilarious name for a penis.

Johnny used to jack off so much and that’s what made his willy really sore.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

willy beamish

A whiny kid from his own Sega CD game.

The Adventures of Willy Beamish

by SuperKamptiA May 26, 2023

sweat willy

like a wet willy - but wet your finger with your/your victim’s sweat instead of your spit.
preferably from somewhere gross like your balls or pits.

bro- remember when Sonny Bradley gave Emre Can a sweat willy at the match against Plymouth?

by snowdenwasright February 12, 2024

willy wonka

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.

Not fussed he's a willy Wonka, he's still got it going on 👍

by sazzy jo June 2, 2017

Willy Boos

The little balls of fluff you find stuck to your sweater.

I washed my favorite sweater with detergent from Trader Joe's and now it's got Willy Boos all over it 😤

by CharliePants1 January 30, 2022

Willy lilly

Likes to make sexual noises and references randomly to express hornyness

She said to me Willy Lilly and I liked it

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Pink Willie

Like a Wet Willie but to the eye.

Since feces is commonly found on human hands and fingers, when in contact with the eye causes “pink” eye.

As I was resting in my recliner, my daughter gave me a Pink Willie. It felt like my eyelashes were glued together.

by 9 toe stud June 11, 2021