Phinky-Dick

A man with a small penis, who is angry when people make fun of this small penis.

Also known as Michelle, Phinks, Micheal}, and Tree.

As stop being such a Phinky-Dick

by Type_Writer June 5, 2017

Dick Rider

Angelina

Angelina is a dick rider!

by iNutGlitter August 10, 2018

Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024

tropical dick

tropical dick is the act in which you wrap toothpicks around your dick and slip and slide your dick across the inside of a coconut

dude when i was in Hawaii i totally did a tropical dick

by blakesmittty May 13, 2017

vacation dick

dick that is '"a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there".

Susan: "You actually fucked your boss?"
Tina: Yes but he has vacation dick.

by IWOKEUPUGLY June 16, 2016

Johnathan’s dick

There are two names for johnathan’s dick. number 1 is johnathan’s dick. Number two is iyanna’s dick. Basically what that means is johnathan’s dick is mine so dnt even think abt trying to get it. It’s mines and he know it’s mine😘

Johnathan’s dick is now iyanna’s dick

by freakygirl231 November 19, 2023

dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team

Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.

by JJSkidz February 21, 2018