I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

pop that ass

could be taken sexually, meant to mean beat a bitch up

Imma pop that ass like dynamite

by isex April 17, 2022

Ass belly

When a woman's fat belly has cleavage so deep, you can't tell if it's an ass or a belly.

That's girls ass belly is so big you can't tell off she's coming out going.

by Wentyn Sayne July 3, 2025

Assed

To get rekt/destroyed in a fight. Commonly used when describing anime battles.

Shiiit! Black Zetsu just got assed!

by Dadivan Zilef April 21, 2018

Turbo Ass

Of very poor quality. Disgustingly terrible.

"That new Lifeline skin is turbo ass."

by FenrisZi November 2, 2023

pussy ass camper

A phrase used when somebody in an FPS is being a pussy ass bitch and staying inside their little safety building and doing absolutely nothing until a guy comes by just to laser them or more commonly, snipe them.

"Bro this man is a pussy ass camper!"

by Czecho_Slovakia August 19, 2022

bounce the fuck that ass

The air released from twerking, pungent smell.

ew it smells like bounce the fuck that ass in here

by panda1111 February 9, 2025