Far dick

When you show off just a little too much to your gf or bf and they get annoyed so they leave you for another asshole
Auughhh Braden is such a far dick I'm leaving him
by Wooloke April 07, 2015
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The Portuguese Dick Trap

The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.
by BeanieBitch October 06, 2020
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thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke
z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard
by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016
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Mud dick

When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick
Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl
by Muddy buddy December 07, 2018
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halitosis dick

When a girl with really bad breath gives u head
Becky gave HD halitosis dick
by Toyz69 March 07, 2017
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Dick-Mazing

You are an amazing person. Without you no one would be able to breath. You are the life of the party, or the shyest person in the world. All together, people love you. Because you are you. Many are inspired by your awesome ways and wish they could be friends with you somehow. Most people just cannot handle your dick-mazingness and might just burn up into the sun.
I just had a dick-mazing time at Rorys house mom!
by Pop Rocks and Pepsi July 03, 2011
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