\werk-stur\n. adj. A word coined by New York's Blackout Artists for an individual who has chosen the responsible path in life while still remaining to ooze coolness. Workster's value non mainstream music, the arts, blogs, bikes, skateboards long and short, vintage-esque clothes (on the nights and weekends), fitness, social settings, moderate politics, hobbies, capitalism, and careers with a future.

Lawyer 1: Bill, what are you listening to?
Lawyer 2: Yeasayer
Lawyer 1: Never heard of-em
Lawyer 2: Most people haven't
Lawyer 1: ...fucking workster

Banker 1: Steve, I can't stand this baggy-ass button down. There's always so much shit in the back. Does Macy's carry that fitted shirt you were wearing yesterday?
Banker 2: No
Banker 1: ...fucking workster

Rando super-hot girl at lounge: I love those boots. And that shirt is awesome- what vintage store did you find that at?
Corporate Real Estate Analyst: Saks.
Rando super-hot girl at lounge: ...fucking workster

Workster by The Generator Moderator November 12, 2010

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That Works

Common phrase meant to indicate that something is an acceptable solution, sometimes as a means of describing someone's surprise at the success of an action after witnessing it's completion.

"I don't know what to do! It's broken!"
*Replaces batteries*
"Oh, that works..."

That Works by KarmaLog August 3, 2018

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co-worker

1. A person, who shares a common work environment, who assists or has similar duties as oneself.

2. Same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done

My co-worker Jane didn't send the forms to finance and now I lost my vacation because of it!

co-worker by Snapdragon August 8, 2003

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