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Mr whippy 

When you take a huge shit and you raise your ass off the seat and swirl around to get a perfect whip and then once the shit is completed you give it to your most loved one. *for extra love sprinkle sweetcorn on top*
-what did you get jess for Christmas?
-oh I got her a Mr whippy! She's gonna love it
Jess: I want a divorce.
Related Words

Walnut Whipping 

Another name for rosebudding; an act in which a performer voluntarily prolapses their anus for another perform to French Kiss.
My girlfriend pushed her rectum out of her sphincter and asked me if I wanted to kiss it and told me it was something called rosebudding. The prolapsed arse looked more like a red walnut whip to me, so I told her I wouldn't be walnut whipping her any time soon

Miss Whipple 

She is the worst fucken teacher you will ever have or meet.She is the most old stubborn strict grumpy ugly fat bossy and she will find any reason even the most stupidest reason ever to get you into trouble or to just get mad at you. She is probably the BIGGEST bitch you will ever meet she's such a cunt and she gets PIST off at everything and she would strangle anyone if she could
New kid: hey who's that teacher over their
Students: SHE IS THE IS THE BIGGEST BITCH YOU WILL EVER MEET
Miss Whipple: DETENTION NOW
Miss Whipple by Janine January 19, 2020

Florida whiplash 

(n.) An event in which a Floridian resident turns too quickly while riding atop an alligator
"Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight. I got terrible Florida whiplash while doing donuts on Bessie today."
Florida whiplash by Wolfofthefallen February 14, 2020

Pussy Whipped 

A term used to describe a man that has completely devoted his life to a girl who controls him in all aspects. His life is taken over by a female like a parasiteand his time with friends dwindles to nothing.
Alexander Joel Gibbons is so pussy whipped bro. Lexi has his ass wrapped around her finger.
Pussy Whipped by the.skoal June 15, 2020

Early whipper 

Commonly used for people that has a tendency to whip out their dick before reaching the toilet
My wife says I am a Early Whipper as she caught me with my dick out halfway to the bathroom
Early whipper by Prof. Dhingum September 15, 2020