Pink Wank

To wank against/into a pussy

Lauren went home to her boyfriend Sam on Valentines Day and said “Alright chicken dick, fancy a pink wank tonight?”

Pink Wank by DroopingPlant February 13, 2025

Pirate Wank 

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”

I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie

Pirate Wank by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025

Anne Wank 

The act of masturbating while hiding from police searching your house for you.

What are your weekend plans Harry?
“Just going to swat myself and have a Anne Wank”

Anne Wank by Masturbator No.1 May 29, 2025

Peterborough wank

A Peterborough wank is when a male jerks off with a condom on which is usually followed with a gap sound

I heard Shay doing a Peterborough wank last night

Peterborough wank by Oopie goopie III July 6, 2025

Wotsit Wank 

The act of masturbation having recently indulged in the consumption of Wotsits resulting in an orange penis due to the excessive cheesy residue.

Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.

He had a Wotsit Wank, and now he's wandering around with an orange cock!

Wotsit Wank by Wotsit Wnkr July 8, 2025

Plank Wank 

Where you stay as still as a statue but you have a wank

You wouldn’t believe what I just did. I had a plank wank

Plank Wank by Pete-the-pedo July 24, 2025

Mind Wank

When you need a wank but have no access to the internet or visuaL stimulation like magazines etc, as a last resort you have to your imagination and picture a girl or famous person who find hot to wank over

I had no wi-fi or data on my phone, I don't own any titty mags as its 2025 not 1985. I will have to hsave a mind wank and think about that waitress who served me the other day

Mind Wank by L892 August 20, 2025