Wank

A collective noun for two or more psi’s of hip waders or a group of two or more people wearing hip waders

1) the fishing lodge had a wall of a wank of waders for the fishermen to wear
2) the fishing stream was busy with a wank of guys fly fishing

by Docksee March 2, 2023

Back handed scuttle wank

When you reverse the hand when masturbating.

When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

Wanking Impaired

Not being able to wank

Jarra - I cant wank no more!! :o

Keira - Your so wanking impaired

by somerandompedo123456789 May 23, 2011

Postie-wank

The act of positioning oneself indoors by a letterbox and masturbating whilst waiting for a postie to deliver mail. The timing must be so immaculate, that ejaculation should occur as the postie’s hand enters the letterbox. To complete the process, the phrase “special delivery” should be exclaimed when semen strikes the unsuspecting Royal Mail officer.

Had a perfect postie-wank yesterday. Keeping that spreadsheet of my average post delivery times really paid off and I got him right on the thumb.

by You’ve got mail November 12, 2023

pull my wank

Jacking off

When I'm horny I go to my bedroom and pull my wank.

by Got Bent Last Night September 10, 2023

Crouch Wank

When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.

Omg I just got a crouch wank from Louis on snap!!

by JamesBr November 30, 2023

Calm-down wank

When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.

Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.

by cyclopentane June 27, 2023