When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.
My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty
by L892 March 08, 2025
When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.
My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty
by L892 March 08, 2025
A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 08, 2025
A shithole in the North West of England.. part of Knowsley . Full of racist scruffs and uneducated morons. Most notable people to come from Huyton are Joey Barton , Paddy Pimblett and Steven Gerrard . All of them happen to be nasty cunts. People are the unwanted of Liverpool who were moved to areas like Skem, Kirkby and Huyton.
Kev : Just been for a pint, there was some mouthy cunt with an exaggerated scouse accent that was kicking off on some students. He said he was from Huyton. Jack: Makes sense.
by L892 December 12, 2023