tugging the turtle 

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

tugging the turtle by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009

The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.

Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*

The Awkward Perverted Turtle by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

Poke a turtle's eye 

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

Poke a turtle's eye by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

throttle a turtle 

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go

I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there

throttle a turtle by DrFK October 5, 2011

Jon's Turtle 

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.

Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.

Jon's Turtle by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012

roasting the turtle 

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high

Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.

roasting the turtle by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012

two handed turtle 

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.

two handed turtle by muleymomma May 19, 2014