Erik the Turtle

A boy who is gay and claims to be a turtle. They tend to enjoy anus.

Wow Erik the turtle sure loves anus!

by wikidefinitions November 12, 2014

Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them

That guy is such a turtle bender!!

by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017

turtle

A animal that flies around and eats dirt

that turtle needs to get the fuck out of the swamp!

by arguing sloth December 19, 2023

Turtle Gang

In the mist of Janesville, Minnesota there's a gang the turtle gang. They are the best gang out there they roam the street and the school we will attach and our sheld is our backs. We will attach the white spider gang.

The turtle gang is the best gang who ever lived

by Iliketurtlesalottt December 5, 2018

Ninja Turtle

When you shit the bed and fall back asleep leaving the shit to harden and form a sort of shell on your back and ass.

"I love being a turtle" tyler said after discovering that he had pulled a ninja turtle last night

by james lebough July 28, 2019

horny turtle

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.

Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

turtling

when you shield someone from your bitch ass self because they could not handle it because they are baby

I am not an ass to Rani because I turtle him. I am turtling.

by CynIgnis September 27, 2020