Tommy Turtle

this guy fucks on god he does

Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.

by notcoltonongod January 28, 2022

turtle bobbing

When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing

Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing

by Mcsavage02 March 22, 2016

meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

by Judy's meat turtle May 22, 2021

Scaring The Turtle

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021

Turtles Foot

A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.

yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.

the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!

by ninjakaiman August 09, 2010

turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

Ninja turtled

When a person get siblings to fight someone

Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled

by Generally-Sheev September 27, 2018