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trollshit 

trollshit ( n ) 1. Posts, comments, or inaccurate information, made on social media, designed to start arguments, offend someone, or be aggressively contrary and/or misleading; oftentimes designed to incite negative responses towards their author, in order to imply victimization and justify subsequent retaliatory remarks.
I try to never have a political discussion on Facebook, because all it does is bring out all the whackos spouting off all their political trollshit.

That guy isn't trying to have a discussion, he's just talking trollshit to start an argument.
trollshit by TapperC April 14, 2016
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Compulsive trolling 

The inability to go on the internet without trolling.
Although receiving therapy, my compulsive trolling has worsened to the extent where I'm compelled to troll in real life.

toontown trolley 

When you organize a sex act at Toonfest where you get 1 girl and 3 guys (the max the trolley will fit in-game), take her behind the Toontown Rewritten stand, and each guy fills one of her 3 holes with his cock, the max the girl will also conveniently fit too. You then each race to cum first. When each person cums, to mark their spot in the rankings, they need to yell their favorite Disney NPC character's in-game sound effect. When everybody is finished "riding the trolley, you then take out all of the cum and smear it on the girl's face as if she got pied in the face by a toon.
Yo, me, Jimmy, and Carl all Toontown Trolley'd this girl at Toonfest. Although, it was kind of awkward when Carl yelled "GAWRSH!" when he blew his load.
toontown trolley by OswaguSRL October 14, 2017

Tiny Trolls 

A medical condition in which small, nefarious trolls inhabit the body and attack major organs using knives, daggers or other forms of cutlery. If left untreated, Tiny Trolls will multiply and progress to all major organs — ultimately ending in death to the host. Early warning signs for a case of Tiny Trolls include bloating, sedentary discomfort and finally, the sounds of faint, gleeful laughter from the abdomen as the trolls stab the host’s organs with delight. Major risk factors for contracting Tiny Trolls include poor diet and lifestyle choices — so far, there is no genetic link to the condition. The only known treatment for Tiny Trolls is for the host to announce out loud that they have Tiny Trolls and to curl up into the fetal position until symptoms cease.
“Roger isn’t coming to the company picnic today...he has a bad case of Tiny Trolls”

“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”

“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”
Tiny Trolls by CRUMB Phillips February 19, 2021

Solly trolley 

A Solly Trolley is a nickname for People Carriers (Cars) that are predominantly and stereotypically used by Islanders such as Tongans, Samoans and Fijians. Islanders are often referred to as 'Sollys'.

Solly Trolleys are predominantly seen around Auckland but also span right through New Zealand.

Common modifications on these 'Solly Trolleys' often include lowered or raised suspension, straight pipes, ridiculous spoilers, heavy tints, Samoan or Tongan flags, neon lights and sometimes loudspeakers cable tied on the front bumper for maximum community disturbance.
Bro, did you see the police chasing that Solly Trolley down the road the other day?

A Honda Odyssey with lowered suspension and a gullwing spoiler on the back, now that's a proper Solly Trolley!
Solly trolley by Sutty199 October 5, 2021

Ignore The Trolls Card 

The card that users pulls on another party in an online forum or chatroom when they're quiet after a massive argument has taken place in an effort to talk them down or to blackmail the other users into not accepting and to defame the other opposing party but don't really talk about anything else other then the opposing party.
User A: Damn you!
User B: Damn you too!
User A: ...
User B: ...
User A: Life is great!
User B: ...
User A: You see folks, ignore the trolls and they be bored and find something else to do!

User B: Oh, he pulled the 'Ignore the Trolls Card' on me! I was just minding my own business, that's really unfair, I had to answer my doorbell!