While having sex with a quadriplegic girl,you place the girl on top of your member begin to spin them as if they were a top spinning on the ground.
"What did you do with that quadriplegic girl the other day?"
"Man I took her home and gave her a top spin"
"Man I took her home and gave her a top spin"
by Jesus Jackson March 22, 2007
by Sarah June 29, 2004
Those shirts that girls always wear that are tights at the top and then flow out over their muffin top. They think they are tricking you and hiding the muffin top that lurks under those folds of fabric.
Guy 1: That girl over there is hot
Guy 2: That's because she is wearing a muffin top concealer and her muffin top is hidden.
Guy 1: Touche
Guy 2: That's because she is wearing a muffin top concealer and her muffin top is hidden.
Guy 1: Touche
by Ruff Butt Wrangler April 23, 2011
The absolute most attractive and inteligent person in the world.Can be used to describe an alpha male.
Gersi is Your Top G.
by Klement Deda July 26, 2022
When a girls ass defies gravity by resembling a table top. Can be catagorized by size. Ex: breakfast-nook ass/ Nook-ass, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.
Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!
by blondiemclicious January 15, 2012
A girl that is very manly. They are the butchest of the butch. Their masculinity is something of wonder and never in question.
"Do you see Sarah over there with her wide stance and domineering presence?"
"Oh yes she is a total top button butch."
"Oh yes she is a total top button butch."
by Iknowsomeofthesethings May 28, 2018
by dirtyroyflirty March 05, 2015