said john

To reference a homosexual euphemism

Dad tried on mums new bracelet and she said 'your wrist is too wide for that... said John'

Mum was sorting the dishes out before and she said 'I hate it when you get meat stuck under your fingernails.... said John'

Hope my engine doesn't blow will be seeing rods everywhere if it does ... Said john

by RLimiter December 26, 2013

John Fealias

The most powerful person in the universe. He is good friends with double J and will slaughter any poser who try’s to stop him.

The last thing the women saw was John Fealias staring into her eyes with a knife in his right hand.

by John Fealias June 22, 2020

John Miller

The whitest name of all

Dude: Yo dude i heard you're John Miller.... dude, you're sooooo white

JM: Yea hah... my parents are morons

by ofrfr June 1, 2019

John CENA

A dead meme from 2016

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! AND THIS IS A DEAD MEME!!!

by DisManz April 19, 2018

John Desmarais

To act in high levels of extreme intensity during physical fitness. To never say die and always push past the levels of expectation. Giving 110% and then asking for more. Never being satisfied with the results and always knowing there is room for improvment. Usually abbreviated in slang for as "JD'd"

Wow! He total John Desmarais'd (or commonly said, JD'd)the hell outta that workout!

by JDfett February 19, 2010

Chef John

Getting Your Ass chewed; The act of yelling at someone for their mistakes.

Your dad is going to Chef John your ass for drinking all of his beer last night.

by Nateraide March 22, 2013

John's Party

A hectic gathering of a bunch of guys and one girl.

It is going to be such a John's Party this weekend.

by Little Jeb July 26, 2016