Cold nob

When you are slowly edging towards the edge of your toilet seat and your nob gently touches the cold seat and you feel a little naughty

I nutted so hard after that cold nob

by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

Cold Budweiser Award

A sealed vessel (glass or aluminum) bestowed upon an individual in recognition of an exceptional or heroic deed.

I gave Joe the Cold Budweiser Award for wrangling the rusted nuts off that boat trailer.

by Read and Write April 4, 2023

Cold Start

Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.

Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.

by Clumbo June 13, 2018

kerry cold

a kerry cold is when megan slawsons dad has a cold but cus he’s just- him he’s worse than everybody else in the family

“god have you heard of the kerry cold!!”

by Megan slawson October 1, 2020

cold cream kitty

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.

I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.

by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023

Cold-Lady Party

A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.

"Dude that cold-lady party was effin awesome."

"I know! Chad warmed her up in, like, 3.5 minutes!"

by Ian Thane November 20, 2009

Cold pizza moment

When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.

Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.

Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.

by vinhloc September 7, 2014