rectal igloo cream

once you shit in a condom and freeze it to be a dildo you fill it with raccon cum and shove it up your ass and wait for it to deforest for that nice cream suprise!

i have been rectal igloo cream rn

by pussy ass April 11, 2023

coco cream puff

a word that describes your fruity black friend who loves white men

j:imma start calling you coco cream puff
e:NOOOOOO
j:*sets name on sc as coco cream puff*

by wheresmybflol June 28, 2022

Ice Cream Truck

When you pull up in a van (Preferably white) to your friend's mother(s) and deliver cold seminal fluid into her vagina.
Mainly for revenge but also as a "joke".

Yo Jimmy cuz you didnt pay me, I gave ur mother the ice cream truck!

by Timhub March 1, 2022

cream arse fucker

Some one who fucks people with a creamy arse(a cream arse fucker)

My dad is a cream arse fucker so are all my friends.

by arrrrrrrrrr!!! September 30, 2006

Cream Cheese Baby

The substance left 24 hours after a female ingests the "Day-After" pill.

So my GF took this pill to take care of that accident the other night. It was nasty, but she is still hot so its cool! She cried and called it her cream cheese baby.

by Captain Duder March 23, 2009

biting ice cream

A fraud ass person. They ain't shit.

Julia enjoys biting ice cream so people think she is a bitch ass.

by David Chicago February 9, 2017

Human Expresso with cream

An act which is rather sick, but it takes place between 2 men, the one, with his butt cheeks apart, has diarrhea in a foam cup, while his partner cums in it, thus, providing the "milk" for the already warm "expresso".The 2 men start drinking it in turns, and end up with nice "chocolate" moustaches.

You want a Human Expresso with cream?

by Billy the Exterminator's Cousi February 27, 2011