Go Waffle House

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House
Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”
by Gspspinone January 11, 2023
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Waffle bottom

1. A descriptive term for when a person(s) rear gets waffle like imprints from sitting on a surface such as a metal picnic bench or lattice like lawn chair.

2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.

3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
"I was doing my girlfriend on the the picnic bench, and when I flipped her over she had a serious waffle bottom."

"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."

"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
by Dr.Jupiter November 28, 2018
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Waffle Batter

The fluid that is made by cumming in a girls mouth and she throws up and the cum, saliva, and vomit mix.
Hey bro I totally made waffle batter with my girl last night. It was gross.
by Bromuhfucka October 16, 2015
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Poon-waffle

wuss, someone who runs most the time and when they try to stand up for them selfs gets beet up Poon-waffle
hey foo, sit down we all know your a Poon-waffle, while throwing random insults at each other shout Poon-waffle
by WhiteWashed May 21, 2011
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Bagged Waffle

Maple syrup lubricated anal sex in a sleeping bag. Generally occurring in a deployed location with limited sources of required lubricant.
Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.
by Flyalpha86 May 24, 2021
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Belgian Waffle Guy

a stereotypical image of a Belgian person. In love with waffles and brags about it everywhere
I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy
by MajorOrbital March 04, 2018
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flaming crotch waffle

A crotch so inflamed it looked like her pussy was on a waffle iron.
I was about to smash when she pulled her pants down, I screamed flaming crotch waffle and ran.
by CrazyGirl1991 November 13, 2020
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